Frosted Pink Lipstick: Day or night, youll always look wet n wild. Plus, the frosted lipstick lasts the longest. You can eat a whole hoagy and that stuff will still be on.

Sexy Nail Art: Getting huge fake nails and covering them with rhinestones and little butterflies is a redneck essential.

Real Ripped Jeans: Authentically ripped jeans are better than the ridiculous designer-faded ones that people who are too busy wussy to mess them up themselves buy.

Wife Beaters: Clearly, this fashion item doesn’t need a new name, and there aint nuthin wrong with lovin a tight, ribbed, nearly see-though tank top. They go with everything and will camouflage a beer stain entirely.

Dyed Blonde Hair with Dark Roots: How can you not be attracted to the audacious apathy associated with this daring and oh so sexy hair style?

The Large Mustache: Rednecks wouldn’t be redneck without at least a 1:2 mustache to no mustache ratio in those redneck communities communities.

Tan: Rednecks dont have to pay per tanning bed session. They get relaxation and nice color for free.

Braids: Braids are perfect for a low-maintenance do all the day long. Just be sure to save up some rubber bands from your paper route and you’ll be set for life!

Thick Eyeliner: It is so attractive to cake your eyes with eyeliner. Who doesn’t like a woman with at least, at LEAST, half an inch of eyeliner on their eyes.

Mullet Hair: Aside from all these stands the glorious mullet. No actor, singer, entertainer or politician has even been able to start a trend as trendy and as stylish as the mullet. May the redneck live on in infamy as the lone torch bearers of this, the last true hairstyle.

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